Say Hello to the Current Crew

Somehow I don't think this will be enough ornaments. In fact, I know this will not be enough for our 7.5' tree. My collection is far from complete; I am missing at least twenty different sock monkey occupations and styles. The internet is a glorious thing for it has allowed me to figure out the different types and styles of sock monkey ornaments; sadly, it has also shown me I am deficient in owning a wide variety.

This is going to cost some money to be sure. I'll be collecting from now until time immemorial, as I don't think it will ever be possible to own them all.

Here's what I do have:

• Male and female elf
• Fisherman and two different hunters, one with camouflage vest, one with orange vest
• Cowboy and cowgirl
• Chef
• Boxer and snorkeler
• Skateboarder and snowboarder
• Bowler
• Oversized "regular" male and female sock monkeys
• Punk rocker
• Baby monkey
• Hawaiian tourists, male and female
• Two ballet dancers
• Male angel
• Sports coach and jogger (with an ipod!)
• Police officer
• Farmer (with a seed bag!)
• Male and female golfers
• Three "plain" sock monkeys
• One with an ugly sweater (you know the kind)
• Fireman
• Two larger pink sock monkeys with scarf, one has polka dots
• "Mom and dad" sock monkeys in plaid pajamas
• French maid
• Male and female "Valentine" monkeys
• Sleepyhead monkey in pajamas holding a teddy bear
• Santa sock monkey
• Cheerleader
• Male with reindeer antlers
• Female with weird hat

Altogether that is 49 monkeys, or, not nearly enough.